Well, it's been a long hot and tiring day. Spent the day in town doing grocery shopping. R1500 later, the cupboards are stocked, and that does not even include red meat and booze. Hmmm..the rand is not doing any of us any favours.

This was recently posted on Voetsek, a web site for South Africans in the UK. Can anyone figure this riddle out? It has been driving my family and I insane for the past few days, and I have given up, being as impatient as I am. Let me know if you get it.

Look everyone! It's another test! I am highly disappointed. They were wrong. Now I'm all confused. Maybe I am a boy!!

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Christopher wants you all to participate in the creation of his bio. Please help him. He is desperate. Ta.

My favourite person at present is Anne Robinson. She makes me cringe, but I love the way she makes asses out of the contestants. I can't answer half the questions these people get, but I find myself shouting at them, calling them all sorts of terrible names when they get answers wrong. "Bunch of friggin retards!" I yell, but secretly I'm like "uh...what?" Now it seems some South Africans have caught onto the trend.

The other day I was watching Discovery, when a program came on all about AHS (they actually have an abbreviation for this). It stands for Alien Hand Syndrome. I kid you not. There was a movie about this wasn't there?

Why can't I have a personal trainer at my disposal, to cook the correct food for me, to tell me how to exercise, and lead me through this painful procedure? I could be half killing myself with Billy Blanks, all for nothing! Now I have found out I suffer from this! Where's my fairy godmother when I need her?

Okay, so I know I don't add that much value to the internet with my little anecdotes, but at least I don't waste valuable bandwidth and web space with something like this.

Well aaalllrrrighty then!

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I am officially insane
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